So, I’ve been spending time with this guy recently and he’s been introducing me to all these fun new nerdy things like DnD and Magic the Gathering, and in return, I loaned him Mistborn, since he seemed like the kind of guy who would like it.
Then today, he gives me this card. If you can’t read the text on it, it says:
Mistborn Handkerchief (1 black, 1 white)
Target undeserving gentleman requests courtship with target exquisite beauty.
"You might want to keep that. It wasn’t intended to be simply functional." -Lord Elend Venture